and then kanrose was canon and everyone rejoyced
HERO OF VOID
{ wear }
GRYFFINDOR KEEPER
{ HOGWARTS QUIDDITCH }
DISTRICT 4
CAPTAIN AMERICA FAN
{ SUPER-SOLDIER }
    
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homestuck ./. hetalia ./. dr. who ./. skins./. supernatural ./. scott pilgrim ./. ao no exorcist ./. kuroshitsuji ./. soul eater ./. regular show ./. durarara ./. hunger games ./. harry potter ./. adventure time ./. l4d2 ./. umineko ./. ano hana ./. snl ./. cosplay ./. funny shit

rural-juror:

here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

posted 4 hours ago via pirate-supein · originally rural-juror with 5,545 notes


posted 20 hours ago via 10knotes · originally 90s90s90s with 62,119 notes

  • me: hahahaha oh yeah yolo
  • buddhist:
  • me:
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  • me: wait shit
posted 22 hours ago with 15 notes


my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

posted 23 hours ago via fancy-nobody · originally tridant with 76,630 notes

posted 2 days ago via gueef · originally classof1969 with 3,021 notes

avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest


commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

posted 2 days ago via ass-n-titties · originally commanderinqueef with 14,136 notes

brucebaanner:

remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay 

posted 2 days ago via oraldiarrhea · originally brucebaanner with 6,027 notes

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal


animorphz:

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together


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- Pumpboner

thighbone:

i dont know what i’m doing on soundcloud or how i found this but its now my ringtone

posted 6 days ago via expertcosmotips · originally thighbone with 1,536 notes

sofapizza:

what a romantic place to hide the engagement ring.

sofapizza:

what a romantic place to hide the engagement ring.

posted 6 days ago via boogo · originally 5pg with 4,372 notes

snoipahkat:

pockytardis:


EA GAMES

challenge everything

FUNIMATION

you should be watching

a tailor

BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS

posted 6 days ago via panoramiccc · originally gh3tt0fabul0us with 24,136 notes