here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
i dont know what i’m doing on soundcloud or how i found this but its now my ringtone

what a romantic place to hide the engagement ring.
EA GAMES
challenge everything
FUNIMATION
you should be watching
a tailor
BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS